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The White House has just issued a statement condemning Charlieeeee Sheen's overuse of salt in his diet.
A new video has emerged showing Sheen adding salt to his McDonald Happy Meal French Fries which has angered both the administration and health groups who say such flagrant abuse of salt does not set a good example.